Men’s Card 4

Select the saying on the inside of the card

• “Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.” (John Updike)

  Par-tee hardy on your birthday!

• “Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.” (Paul Harvey)

  Simply ‘putt’ you are the best …

• “Nobody ever remembers who finished second at anything.” (Jack Nicklaus)

  You have a spark of madness. Don’t lose it …

• “My swing is so bad, I look like a caveman killing his lunch.” (Lee Trevino)

  It takes a lot of balls to golf the way you do …

• “Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy.” (Amy Alcott)

  Be happy – it drives people crazy …