Women Golf Greeting cards

Card 6

$4.00

“Golf is a game where you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.” (Paul Harvey) Hope your birthday is ‘below’ par!
“Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy.” (Amy Alcott) Be happy – it drives people crazy …
“Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.” (John Updike) A clear conscience is a sure sign of a faulty memory. Must be the eraser …
“Forget your opponents; always play against par.” (Sam Snead) The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it who’s going to get in your way …
“If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf.” (Percy Boomer) Golf is like a sewer; you get what you ‘putt’ into it …

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