“Pursue what you love, what you are passionate about. Don’t let somebody else dictate your life’s path.” (Jack Nicklaus)

Happiness walks on busy feet …

“What part of ‘girls golf trip’ did you not understand?” (Unknown)

Don’t go into something to test the waters. Go do things to make waves …

“In your approach to golf, no one can tell you what to do. Just as in life, you are presented with options; it’s up to you to decide which one suits you best.”
(Sandra Jane Hayden)

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Golfers Serenity Prayer – Grant me the serenity to accept the shots I miss, the courage to try again and the wisdom not to throw my clubs in the damn lake.

Golf: The only sport where the most feared opponent is yourself. (Unknown)

Sometimes when things are falling apart, they may actually be falling into place …

A sufferer of PMS- Post Mulligan Stress Disorder. (Unknown)

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot. Happy Birthday!

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“Are we playing golf by mens’ rules … or are we counting every stroke?” (Unknown)

A good rule for going through life is to keep the heart a little softer than the head …

“You took up golf so you could wear cute outfits and drink early on your league day.” (Unknown)

Be yourself; everyone else is taken …

“Winning isn’t everything, but wanting it is.” (Arnold Palmer)

If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission …

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“Golf is like a walk in the park . . . Jurassic Park.” (Unknown)

It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see …

“Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the games’ two adversaries; the course and yourself.” (Jack Nicklaus)

“Thinking instead of acting is the number one golf disease.” (Sam Snead)

Remember, when you’re positive good things happen …

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“Do your best one shot at a time and move on. Remember that golf is just a game.” (Nancy Lopez)

You are a winner because you give all you have …

“Selecting a club is like selecting your circle of friends. To each his own.” (Sam Snead)

Hindsight is an exact science …

“The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.” (Ben Hogan)

Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open …

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“Relax?? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?” (Ben Hogan)

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely … Happy Birthday!

“Housework is for women who don’t play golf.” (Unknown)

Some people march to a different drummer, but you TANGO …

“Golf: It’s not about being the best; it’s about being better than you were the last time you played.” (Unknown)

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“The most important shot in golf is the next one.” (Ben Hogan)
Make it count!

“A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintance with trees, sand and water.” (Bob Ryan)
You have a spark of madness. Don’t lose it …

“The mind messes up more shots than the body.” (Tommy Bolt)
Be happy – it drives people crazy …

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“If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death.” (Sam Snead)
You are a ‘quali-tee’ gal …

“Golf’s three ugliest words. Still your shot.” (Dave Marr)
Change is not a four-letter word. Golf is …

“A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintance with trees, sand and water.” (Bob Ryan)
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a faulty memory. Must be the eraser …

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“Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do.” (Bruce Crampton)

Well behaved women seldom make history …

“Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.” (Sam Snead)

Surround yourself with positivity …

“Sometimes ignorance is a good thing in golf. You come out and try to play your best.” (Victor Perez)

Grab your dreams and never let go …

“A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintance with trees, sand and water.” (Bob Ryan)

You’ve got this girlfriend! Go for it …

“Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy.” (Amy Alcott)

Smile. It speaks many languages …

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“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.” (Unknown)

Let’s go hit the links and Par-Tee!

“As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.” (Ben Hogan)

Change is not a four-letter word. Golf is …

“Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.” (Bobby Jones)

Be happy – it drives people crazy …

“Golf combines two favorite pastimes. Taking long walks and hitting things with sticks.” (P.J. O’Rourke)

You have a spark of madness. Don’t lose it …

“Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.” (Jack Nicklaus)

The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it’s who’s going to get in your way …

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“Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy.” (Amy Alcott)

Hope your birthday is ‘below’ par!

“Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you.” (Arnold Palmer)

Simply ‘putt’, you are the best …

“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.” (Paul Harvey)

Well behaved women seldom make history …

“You don’t have the same game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Make the best of it.” (Walter Hagen)

“There’s a reason golf is a four-letter word.” (Unknown)

The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it’s who’s going to get in your way …

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“As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.” (Ben Hogan)

Make the most of it!

“Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.” (Chi Chi Rodreques)

Well behaved women seldom make history …

“I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game. It’s called an eraser.” (Arnold Palmer)

Change isn’t a four-letter word. Golf is …

“A person who can putt is a match for anyone.” (Willie Park)

The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it’s who’s going to get in your way …

“To find a person’s true character, play golf with them.” (P.G. Wodehouse)

Golf is like a sewer. You get what you ‘putt’ into it …

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“Golf is a game where you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.” (Paul Harvey)

Hope your birthday is ‘below’ par!

“Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy.” (Amy Alcott)

Be happy – it drives people crazy …

“Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.” (John Updike)

A clear conscience is a sure sign of a faulty memory. Must be the eraser …

“Forget your opponents; always play against par.” (Sam Snead)

The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it who’s going to get in your way …

“If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf.” (Percy Boomer)

Golf is like a sewer; you get what you ‘putt’ into it …

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“If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.” (Horace Hutchinson)

You’ve got this … go for it!

“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.” (Uknown)

Change is not a four-letter word. Golf is …

“Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.” (Chi Chi Rodreques)

Adhere to course attire rules please …

“To find a person’s true character, play golf with them.” (P.G. Wodehouse)

Be happy – it drives people crazy …

“Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.” (Sam Snead)

The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it’s who’s going to get in your way …

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“The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.” (Pete Dye)

You’ve got this girlfriend!

“The most important shot in golf is the next one.” (Ben Hogan)

Be happy – it drives people crazy …

“Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do.” (Bruce Crampton)

Well behaved women seldom make history …

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic the world can be when one is playing golf.” (Robert Lynd)

You have a spark of madness. Don’t lose it …

“The mind messes up more shots than the body.” (Tommy Bolt)

The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it’s who’s going to get in your way …

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“Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses.” (Unknown)

Happy Birthday!

“Being a champion is all well and good, but you can’t eat a crown.” (Althea Gibson)

Go ahead – make some racquet …

“Tennis teaches you character. It teaches you to play by the rules, what it feels like to win and lose – it teaches you about life.” (Billie Jean King)

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“For me, losing a tennis match isn’t a failure, it’s research.” (Billie Jean King)

Every champion was once a contender that refused to give up …

“Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it’s everything.” (Unknown)

Happy Birthday!

“Tennis is a game that’s easy to learn but impossible to master. Kind of like relationships.” (Unknown)

Ball’s in your court – Happy Birthday!

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“For me, losing a tennis match isn’t a failure, it’s research.” (Billie Jean King)

Every champion was once a contender that refused to give up …

“Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it’s everything.” (Unknown)

Happy Birthday!

“Tennis is a game that’s easy to learn but impossible to master. Kind of like relationships.” (Unknown)

Ball’s in your court – Happy Birthday!

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“Everything comes at a cost. Just what are you willing to pay for it?” (Serena Williams)

The ball’s in your court – Happy Birthday!

“In tennis, the difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.” (Martina Navratilova)

“Tennis is a great sport for introverts. It’s the only sport where you can talk to yourself without being considered crazy.” (Unknown)

You only live once, but you get to serve twice …

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“In pickleball, as in life, sometimes the best shots come from unexpected places.” (Unknown)

Never underestimate a woman with a paddle …

“I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a ‘dink’.” (Joe Ellis)

It goes without saying, dink or drink responsibly …

“In the ‘kitchen’ of pickleball, timing and finesse are the main ingredients.” (Unknown)

You don’t play pickleball – pickleball plays you …

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“In pickleball, as in life, sometimes the best shots come from unexpected places.” (Unknown)

Never underestimate a woman with a paddle …

“I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a ‘dink’.” (Joe Ellis)

It goes without saying, dink or drink responsibly …

“In the ‘kitchen’ of pickleball, timing and finesse are the main ingredients.” (Unknown)

You don’t play pickleball – pickleball plays you …

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“Pickleball is just like life; full of unexpected bounces, funny mishaps and moments that make you embrace the sheer joy!” (Unknown)

My retirement plan is all about ‘net’ gains …

“Pickleball teaches you the art of the hussle – never give up on the ball.” (Unknown)

If you were a record, you’d be a ‘smash hit’ – Happy Birthday!

“Pickleball: The perfect blend of skill and absurdity.” (Unknown)

Funny how a little yellow wiffle ball can take over your life …

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“Pickleball is all about strategy, skill and not tripping over your feet.” (Unknown)

Dinkin’ and drinken’ … a perfect afternoon …

“Pickleball: Precision over power, strategy over speed.” (Unknown)

I can always count on you cookin ‘ up something big in the kitchen …

“Pickleball: The sport that makes you feel young … until you try to run for a shot.” (Unknown)

Don’t have a mid-court crisis – Happy Birthday!

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“Pickleball doubles: Where friendships are tested, trust is earned and accidental smacks are inevitable.” (Unknown)

Life is good: Pickleball makes it better …

“The couple that plays pickleball together is probably going to need therapy.” (Unknown)

Couldn’t ask for a better partner, on or off the court …

“A person’s true character comes out when the ‘dink’.” (Charlie Chaplin)

You take the kitchen, I’ll take the heat …

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