“Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do.” (Bruce Crampton) Well behaved women seldom make history …

“Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.” (Sam Snead) Surround yourself with positivity …

“Sometimes ignorance is a good thing in golf. You come out and try to play your best.” (Victor Perez) Grab your dreams and never let go …

“A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintance with trees, sand and water.” (Bob Ryan) You’ve got this girlfriend! Go for it …

“Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy.” (Amy Alcott) Smile. It speaks many languages …

“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.” (Unknown) Let’s go hit the links and Par-Tee!

“As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.” (Ben Hogan) Change is not a four-letter word. Golf is …

“Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.” (Bobby Jones) Be happy – it drives people crazy …

“Golf combines two favorite pastimes. Taking long walks and hitting things with sticks.” (P.J. O’Rourke) You have a spark of madness. Don’t lose it …

“Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.” (Jack Nicklaus) The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it’s who’s going to get in your way …

“Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy.” (Amy Alcott) Hope your birthday is ‘below’ par!

“Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you.” (Arnold Palmer) Simply ‘putt’, you are the best …

“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.” (Paul Harvey) Well behaved women seldom make history …

“You don’t have the same game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Make the best of it.” (Walter Hagen)

“There’s a reason golf is a four-letter word.” (Unknown)The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it’s who’s going to get in your way …

“The most important shot in golf is the next one.” (Ben Hogan) Make it count!

“A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintance with trees, sand and water.” (Bob Ryan) You have a spark of madness. Don’t lose it …

“You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.” (Lee Trevino) Age is of no importance unless you’re cheese …

“You don’t have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Make the best of it.” (Walter Hagen)

“The mind messes up more shots than the body.” (Tommy Bolt) Be happy – it drives people crazy …

“As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.” (Ben Hogan) Make the most of it!

“Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.” (Chi Chi Rodreques) Well behaved women seldom make history …

“I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game. It’s called an eraser.” (Arnold Palmer) Change isn’t a four-letter word. Golf is …

“A person who can putt is a match for anyone.” (Willie Park) The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it’s who’s going to get in your way …

“To find a person’s true character, play golf with them.” (P.G. Wodehouse) Golf is like a sewer. You get what you ‘putt’ into it …

“Golf is a game where you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.” (Paul Harvey) Hope your birthday is ‘below’ par!

“Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy.” (Amy Alcott) Be happy – it drives people crazy …

“Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.” (John Updike) A clear conscience is a sure sign of a faulty memory. Must be the eraser …

“Forget your opponents; always play against par.” (Sam Snead) The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it who’s going to get in your way …

“If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf.” (Percy Boomer) Golf is like a sewer; you get what you ‘putt’ into it …

“Golf is a game that’s played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.” (Bobby Jones) Let’s go hit the links and Par-Tee!

“If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death.” (Sam Snead) You are a ‘quali-tee’ gal …

“Golf’s three ugliest words: Still your shot.” (Dave Marr)
Change is not a four-letter word. Golf is …

“Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.” (Sam Snead) Age is of no importance unless you’re cheese …

“A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintance with trees, sand and water.” (Bob Ryan) A clear conscience is a sure sign of a faulty memory. Must be the eraser …

“If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.” (Horace Hutchinson) You’ve got this … go for it!

“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.” (Uknown) Change is not a four-letter word. Golf is …

“Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.” (Chi Chi Rodreques) Adhere to course attire rules please …

“To find a person’s true character, play golf with them.” (P.G. Wodehouse) Be happy – it drives people crazy …

“Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.” (Sam Snead) The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it’s who’s going to get in your way …

“The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.” (Pete Dye) You’ve got this girlfriend!

“The most important shot in golf is the next one.” (Ben Hogan) Be happy – it drives people crazy …

“Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do.” (Bruce Crampton) Well behaved women seldom make history …

“It is almost impossible to remember how tragic the world can be when one is playing golf.” (Robert Lynd) You have a spark of madness. Don’t lose it …

“The mind messes up more shots than the body.” (Tommy Bolt) The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it’s who’s going to get in your way …