Women’s Card 6

Select the saying on the inside of the card

• “Golf is a game where you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.” (Paul Harvey)

  Hope your birthday is ‘below’ par!

• “Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy.” (Amy Alcott)

  Be happy – it drives people crazy …

• “Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.” (John Updike)

  A clear conscience is a sure sign of a faulty memory. Must be the eraser …

• “Forget your opponents; always play against par.” (Sam Snead)

  The question isn’t who’s going to let you, it who’s going to get in your way …

• “If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf.” (Percy Boomer)

  Golf is like a sewer; you get what you ‘putt’ into it …