Men’s Card 2

Select the saying on the inside of the card

• “They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.” (Ray Floyd)
  Relax and enjoy your birthday! May it be ‘below par’ …

• “If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.” (Horace Hutchinson)

  Be happy – it drives people crazy …

• “If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf.” (Percy Boomer)

• “Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do.” (Bruce Crampton)

• “Golf’s three ugliest words: Still your shot.” (Dave Marr)

  You’ve perfected the 19th hole – time to work on the previous 18 …